（一）如果我问关于女人的事，你大可向我如数家珍。你可能上过几次床。但你没法说出当自己在女人身旁醒来时，那份涌自内心真正的喜悦。IF I ask you about women, you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. YOU may have even been laid a few times.BUT you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

第一句是不是太露了，

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